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Ç
äSympathy??It'sintheDictionarysomewherebetweenShitand
Syphilis..
Ç
àAnAlphabetGuidetothe5th16-BitShow...
ByCIH.......
ü'A'isfor.........
AtariÇ,forstarters,afterabout18monthsabsencefromanyofthe
UKshows,theyturnedupwiththeirbigstand,andabouttime
too..TobefoundwereanumberofthingsI'llmentioningood
time..AlsoforüAllianceYearAfterÇdemo,(anicescreenbyüBMTÇ..)
ü'B'isfor.......'Boxshifter',Çthetime-dishonouredpracticeof
floggingoffoldtatshunnedinthestores..
ü
BritishRailÇ,whodidthehonoursfortravelling,withnocock-ups
thistime..üAtariBookÇ,thenewA4sizednotebookST,just
releasedintheUK,arealneatobitofkitforanyonewithapprox
£1200tospare...
ü
'C'isfor,CommodoreAmiga,Çsaidto"Lookcheap"bythenew
triple-xsecretmachine,Atariareduetoreleaselaterinthe
year..
üAlso..
Cold,longwaitinthequeue,Çbeforethedoorsopenedat10.00amü,
Çalso,üCarÇ,whichIdecidedagainsttaking,asitcosts£6.00to
parkthethinginLondon..Goodjobreally...üCrapFoodÇ,the
commonmostcateringfoundattheseshows,Ibroughtmyown(See:-
'GoodFood'veryrareitem..)üCalamusÇontheTT,whichwas
demonstratedbyanicepersonfromAtariWorkshops..
ü
'D'isfor,,,DrunkÇIencounteredwhenIreturnedtoNorthampton
ÇRailwaystation..(Hewasofthefootballsupportingvariety..)
ü
'E'isfor,EddieÇoftheHappeningBoiz,whoaccompaniedLeonand
MeinouranguishedZombiewalkaroundtheshow,averyOKperson
byme..(ComescompletewithfullyworkingsetofüCunningDemosÇ..)
ü
'F'isfor,.,.ÇsocalledüFastLaneÇtickets,theonlydifferenceis
thatthe'FastLane'queuedoesactuallymove!!alsoüFoodÇ(Good),
someAustriansmokedcheesesandwichesImademyself,about900%
cheaperthanthestuffonsaleattheshowtoo..
ü
'G'isforGFABasicÇ,stillonversion3.5..
(FreeSpaceforAdvertising:-Whateverhappenedtothe
Carebears??andwhatishappeningtoTCBTrackerversion2.0,a
switchofdistributorswasannounced,itisnowhandledbynobody.
ü'H'isforHisoft,ÇwhohaveDevpac3,butonCommodore
Gamesmachineonly..AnditstandsforüHappeningBoizÇ,(Gad,you
cantellI'mgettingdesperate..)AlsoforäHeadBags,ÇAcertain
brandof"OfftheBum"shoulderbag,usuallyworninthecrowded
gangwaysatcomputershows,andintheaislesofW.H.Smith,by
peoplewhoseemtofeeltheneedtohaveathirdbuttock,and
cannotbebotheredtogrowitbythetimehonouredmethodof
consuminghugequantitiesofbeerandlard..
ü'I'isforÇEverytimeItrytotypeinatthispoint,themachine
fallsoverandgoesbacktothedesktop,soIlosewhatI've
wri....
ü'J'isfor'JAM'Çor'JustAmigaMonthly',afanzineofthepaper
varietythatapparentlymanagesamonthlyissueMike!!Inspiteof
theirbeingafflictedwithownershipofthewrongcomputer,a
bunchofreallyniceguys,Ihadagoodlongchatwiththemand
comparedscars,er,notes...
ü
'K'isfor......ÇKYJelly,perhaps?!?!?!üKarsmakers,RichardÇ,When
Çisthenextissueof'üST-News',Çbetyouwecanholdonlonger
forthereleaseofournextissuethanyoucan!!!!!
ä(Youmayhavestartedtosussthatnotalloftheseentriesare
strictlyaboutthe16bitshow..Welltough!!!)
ü
'L'isforÇ....Leon,afellowtravelleraroundthegreatechoing
hallsofWembley,alsoAtariüLynxÇ,therewasan'arcade'ofthe
diminutivehandheldsontheAtaristand,alsoüLightningÇDemo,by
thePendragons,whichfeaturesaveryniceplasmashowbythe
üOverlandersÇ(WhomIunderstandarenownomore,ontheSTat
least??)
ü
'M'isfor....ÇüMentalHangoverÇ,anAmigademobyScoopexconverted
totheSTE,bythePixelTwins,Someofitbearsanuncanny
resemblancetotheirrecentüStupendousDemoÇ..Alsodescribesmy
stateofmind,onthetrainridehome,(MentalHangover,thatis,
nottheletter'M'..)AlsoforüMaggieÇ,whichtookAtaribystorm!!
andevenforüMegaSTE,ÇshownbyAtari,onlyayearlate,clearly
anattempttodefytherule,"Idon'twantitgood,Iwantit
Tuesday!"Betterlucknexttime???AlsoüMicrodeal,Çthesurvivorof
the'TrackerWars'withMPH..
ü'N'isforÇ.....Nathan,whonowgoesundertheäNomdeOrdinateurÇ
of'Dalton',putinanappearanceonthe'Futureworld'standon
Sunday,asindenturedslavelabourorsomething..
ä(Really??Slaveswithdentures,Ithoughttheyjustusedtolet
alltheirteethdropoutandworkthemtodeathanyway..Well
well,whatevernext!!!)
ü
'O'isfor..OddwhirlingthingÇabitlikeanastronautzero-
gravitysimulatoronthecheap,inwhichpeoplewereinvitedto
sitinitforaPoundatime,andwhirlandwhirlarounduntil
violentlysick,orsomething..
ü
'P'isfor..PowerComputing,Çthesameproducts,again..(äSeeÇ
üMicrodeal..Ç)üPlasticGlassesÇ,forbeer,etc..ü
ü'Q'isfor..QuantityÇofcomputersonsale,quiteastounding
really..
ü
'R'isfor.RiverdenePDL,Çwhohadastand,andstoodupaloton
theAtaristand,doingaP.D.workshoporsomething..üRoland,Çwho
appearedinacloudofgolddust..(What?!!?)
ü
'S',Averyimportantletter,ÇincludingüST'sÇofcourse,üSixteen-
ThirtytwoPDLÇ,whogladlytookontheNewMaggie,üSouthwestPDLÇ,
(Whodidn't,preferringtowaitforBudgietocomeupwiththe
goods..)
ü
'T'isfor'TT'ÇtherathernicetopendAtariü,Çtherehavebeen
somerecentpricecuts,soIhear..Plentyoftheseinevidenceon
theAtaristand..
ü
'U'isforÇ'Uckle'thestrangenoisewhichcomesoutofthe
drainageplugofthenexturinaltoyouwhenyouareinsilent
contemplation,apartfromacertainlowhissingnoisethatyouare
helpingtocreate..(CanäanybodyÇthinkofanythingelsetodowith
theletter'U'??Thoughtnot....)
ü'V'isfor,ÇVicksVapourrub,someoneämustÇhavehadabottle
somewhereintheshow,(Greatdrink!!)AlsoüVeryInterestingÇ,the
prevailingviewexpressedwhensomeAtaripeoplesawourissue8
articleabouttheEnhancedSTE,or'STEE'(Theywentabit
nonplussedwhenaskedforanyspecificdatesforitthough..)
ü'W'isfor,Ç"Where'stheexit??"
ü'X'isfor..Ç..........Ohhell......
ü'Y'isfor,ÇüYouÇcan'tthinkofanentryfor'Z'canyou!ü
'Z'isfor...'ZZZ'Çrudelyinterruptedatanunearthlyearlyhour,
togetuptogototheshowinLondon..(See!Iknewitcouldbe
done!!!)
ü